I can't remember when I last wrote. I'm alive. Times are stressful. Here's a survey.
( Survey )

Today is Cassandra's 21st birthday. I have to be up in an hour to get ready to go shopping (please, Fashion Gods, let me find a shirt for 30 bucks or under that I actually LIKE on me at Fashion Bug). Then, hopefully a nap (damn insomnia). And tonight...we drink (a lot).

PS - I tried to catch up on LJ as much as I could after being gone, then losing net access, THEN having my computer shit (again). If I missed something important, direct me to it.

( Over 1,000 Questions! )

Bold the ones you've seen. Underline the ones you plan to.


1. Pulp Fiction (1994)
2. The Lord of the Rings trilogy (2001-03)
3. Titanic (1997)
4. Blue Velvet (1986)
5. Toy Story (1995)
6. Saving Private Ryan (1998)
7. Hannah and Her Sisters (1986)
8. The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
9. Die Hard (1988)
10. Moulin Rouge (2001)
11. This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
12. The Matrix (1999)
13. GoodFellas (1990)
14. Crumb (1995)
15. Edward Scissorhands (1990)
16. Boogie Nights (1997)
17. Jerry Maguire (1996)
18. Do the Right Thing (1989)
19. Casino Royale (2006)
20. The Lion King (1994)
21. Schindler's List (1993)
22. Rushmore (1998)
23. Memento (2001)
24. A Room With a View (1986)
25. Shrek (2001)
26. Hoop Dreams (1994)
27. Aliens (1986)
28. Wings of Desire (1988)
29. The Bourne Supremacy (2004)
30. When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
31. Brokeback Mountain (2005)
32. Fight Club (1999)
33. The Breakfast Club (1985)
34. Fargo (1996)
35. The Incredibles (2004)
36. Spider-Man 2 (2004)
37. Pretty Woman (1990)
38. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
39. The Sixth Sense (1999)
40. Speed (1994)
41. Dazed and Confused (1993)
42. Clueless (1995)
43. Gladiator (2000)
44. The Player (1992)
45. Rain Man (1988)
46. Children of Men (2006)
47. Men in Black (1997)
48. Scarface (1983)
49. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
50. The Piano (1993)
51. There Will Be Blood (2007)
52. The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad (1988)
53. The Truman Show (1998)
54. Fatal Attraction (1987)
55. Risky Business (1983)
56. The Lives of Others (2006)
57. There’s Something About Mary (1998)
58. Ghostbusters (1984)
59. L.A. Confidential (1997)
60. Scream (1996)
61. Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
62. sex, lies and videotape (1989)
63. Big (1988)
64. No Country For Old Men (2007)
65. Dirty Dancing (1987)
66. Natural Born Killers (1994)
67. Donnie Brasco (1997)
68. Witness (1985)
69. All About My Mother (1999)
70. Broadcast News (1987)
71. Unforgiven (1992)
72. Thelma & Louise (1991)
73. Office Space (1999)
74. Drugstore Cowboy (1989)
75. Out of Africa (1985)
76. The Departed (2006)
77. Sid and Nancy (1986)
78. Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
79. Waiting for Guffman (1996)
80. Michael Clayton (2007)
81. Moonstruck (1987)
82. Lost in Translation (2003)
83. Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn (1987)
84. Sideways (2004)
85. The 40 Year-Old Virgin (2005)
86. Y Tu Mamá También (2002)
87. Swingers (1996)
88. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)
89. Breaking the Waves (1996)
90. Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
91. Back to the Future (1985)
92. Menace II Society (1993)
93. Ed Wood (1994)
94. Full Metal Jacket (1987)
95. In the Mood for Love (2001)
96. Far From Heaven (2002)
97. Glory (1989)
98. The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999)
99. The Blair Witch Project (1999)
100. South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)

Last night resulted in a game of Truth Or Dare where Allen stripped to his boxers, stood in the middle of the street, and screamed that he was the king of the world. It also resulted in a fudgepop being shoved up the ass of my incredibly drunk, passed out, ex-stepmother. She never even noticed.

We might do it all again tonight.

I go outside to smoke a cigarette. Kids in the street playing basketball.
Stupid Kid (about 11): Eww, look it's that fat bitch!
Everyone looks my way.
Me: [staring kid down] Fuck you, little kid!
Kid looks dumbfounded, everyone starts laughing.
Older Kid (about 16): See, I told you if you start talking shit about people they gonna talk shit back!
Little kid says to fuck off and goes inside.
Haha. I hate ghetto children.

We (Allen and I) are about to go to my dad's. I intend to get trashed. I'm not so sure having Allen there is a good idea, but I didn't feel right NOT inviting him.

Bold the ones you've seen.

1. Pulp Fiction (1994)
2. The Lord of the Rings trilogy (2001-03)
3. Titanic (1997)
4. Blue Velvet (1986)
5. Toy Story (1995)
6. Saving Private Ryan (1998)
7. Hannah and Her Sisters (1986)
8. The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
9. Die Hard (1988)
10. Moulin Rouge (2001)
11. This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
12. The Matrix (1999)
13. GoodFellas (1990)
14. Crumb (1995)
15. Edward Scissorhands (1990)
16. Boogie Nights (1997)
17. Jerry Maguire (1996)
18. Do the Right Thing (1989)
19. Casino Royale (2006)
20. The Lion King (1994)
21. Schindler's List (1993)
22. Rushmore (1998)
23. Memento (2001)
24. A Room With a View (1986)
25. Shrek (2001)
26. Hoop Dreams (1994)
27. Aliens (1986)
28. Wings of Desire (1988)
29. The Bourne Supremacy (2004)
30. When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
31. Brokeback Mountain (2005)
32. Fight Club (1999)
33. The Breakfast Club (1985)
34. Fargo (1996)
35. The Incredibles (2004)
36. Spider-Man 2 (2004)
37. Pretty Woman (1990)
38. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
39. The Sixth Sense (1999)
40. Speed (1994)
41. Dazed and Confused (1993)
42. Clueless (1995)
43. Gladiator (2000)
44. The Player (1992)
45. Rain Man (1988)
46. Children of Men (2006)
47. Men in Black (1997)
48. Scarface (1983)
49. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
50. The Piano (1993)
51. There Will Be Blood (2007)
52. The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad (1988)
53. The Truman Show (1998)
54. Fatal Attraction (1987)
55. Risky Business (1983)
56. The Lives of Others (2006)
57. There’s Something About Mary (1998)
58. Ghostbusters (1984)
59. L.A. Confidential (1997)
60. Scream (1996)
61. Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
62. sex, lies and videotape (1989)
63. Big (1988)
64. No Country For Old Men (2007)
65. Dirty Dancing (1987)
66. Natural Born Killers (1994)
67. Donnie Brasco (1997)
68. Witness (1985)
69. All About My Mother (1999)
70. Broadcast News (1987)
71. Unforgiven (1992)
72. Thelma & Louise (1991)
73. Office Space (1999)
74. Drugstore Cowboy (1989)
75. Out of Africa (1985)
76. The Departed (2006)
77. Sid and Nancy (1986)
78. Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
79. Waiting for Guffman (1996)
80. Michael Clayton (2007)
81. Moonstruck (1987)
82. Lost in Translation (2003)
83. Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn (1987)
84. Sideways (2004)
85. The 40 Year-Old Virgin (2005)
86. Y Tu Mamá También (2002)
87. Swingers (1996)
88. Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)
89. Breaking the Waves (1996)
90. Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
91. Back to the Future(1985)
92. Menace II Society (1993)
93. Ed Wood (1994)
94. Full Metal Jacket (1987)
95. In the Mood for Love (2001)
96. Far From Heaven (2002)
97. Glory (1989)
98. The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999)
99. The Blair Witch Project (1999)

I'm still alive, just not around. I've slept most of the week. I had a sudden sore throat and fever come on Monday night. I can't figure out if I have strep or an infected tonsil (both of which suck). Either way, if I don't start feeling better by tomorrow night, Amanda is taking me to the emergency room.

Dear Tornado Sirens:
Please stop going off in the middle of the night when there is no fucking tornado.
No Love,
Amy.

Okay, first of all, I have a grab bag of 5 or 6 CD's (all genres of music), 6 VHS (well-known popular titles), and 6 or 7 DVDs (mostly comedies) up for sale. 30 dollars.

( Plus Size Clothes Under The Cut )

All prices include shipping. US shipping only. Paypal only (prefer non-CC). Priority goes to those that can send money today, as I really REALLY need it lol. I will ship out next week via USPS. You can get all of the clothes for 75$ shipped.

1. Last party you went to? My sisters' birthday party. They turned 10 and 12. What a rager...lemme tell ya. I feel so old...do people even use the term 'rager' anymore? Did they ever?
2. Do you pee in the shower? Yes, I do, and I'm not ashamed of that fact. It goes right down the drain and I'm about to watch my crotch anyway, so what's the big deal?
3. Have you ever fired a gun? No, but lately I've been finding myself wanting to.
4. Where do you call home? Columbus, Ohio.
5. What's your favorite board game? Scrabble or Trivial Pursuit Genus Edition (and no, people, I did not just misspell 'genius').

Okay, so I'm back, kind of. We FINALLY have the internet hooked up at the new place, but my laptop is dead until I can find a working activation key (all because Microsoft made a mistake and won't fix the issue, ugh). I can use Allen's computer, BUT I have to share with him, and on top of that it is a REALLY shitty computer, which sucks, because it's really hard for me to run/work on websites and graphics on this thing, which is how I'm making money right now. :( Sooo if any of you know of a place I can find a working activation key for Microsoft XP Home, let me know. :(

The notall_beauty kiddos and I have a forum up and running. It's open to non-community members, as well. not all beauty forums

		I will marry Stephen.
		After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in Los Angeles in our fabulous House.
		We will have 8 kid(s) together.
		Our family will zoom around in a orange Chevy Malibu.
		I will spend my days as a fry guy, and live happily ever after.

Could the following people please remove me? Reasons for the cut can be any of the following: I never added you back (I assure you I had a reason, nothing personal), we've just become friends but after reading back through your journal, I don't think we'd be a good match, or we've been friends for awhile and I don't find myself paying as much attention to your journal as I should (and I feel I'd be a bad LJ friend to never comment/read).

( quite a few people under the cut )

Have you ever kissed someone and never saw them again? Yes, quite a few times.
Are you drifting away from someone you were close with? Yes, we go back and forth.
Last time you laughed? A little while ago.
Last three people you texted? Allen, purplepuffygirl, and Cassandra.
Has anyone told you they missed you today/tonight? No.
Are you wearing any clothes that don't belong to you? No.
Do you regret anything from your past? Yes, I do.
If you could seek revenge on someone, would you? It's possible.
What's on your mind right now? Money issues, mostly. And the fact that I need to get my pictures for my site done tomorrow.
How are you feeling? Worried.
How do you react when people cry around you? It depends on who it is and why they're crying.
Do you bump into someone's arm if you want to hold their hand? Only if I've never held their hand before and I'm feeling shy.
What are you listening to? Whatever song is on Spun when the girl is walking up to him at hte park.
Last beverage? Big K Orange Soda.
Last nap? A couple of days ago.
Do you own a planner? No.
Favorite month? May, though this one kidna sucked. It was way too cold and rainy.
What are you doing Saturday? Nothing that I know of.
Favorite color/colors? Bright/Pastel colors mixed with greys, blacks, and whites.
Excited for anything? Hopefully getting this apartment.
Last time you were confused? Now.
Rent movies or go to the movies? Rent.
Happy with life? Not really.
What's the real reason you did this? Because I haven't done one in awhile.
If you could go anywhere, where would you go? Hollywood.
Is something bothering you? Yes.
Can you hide things pretty well? Yes.
Your most recent ex says he/she hates you, you say: It wouldn't surprise me.
How is life going for you right now? Not so well.
Do you miss anyone? I miss my ex.
What is your favorite fruit? I like all fruits.
Do you trust people easily? Yes, until they break my trust.
What color are your eyes? Green.
Do you smile a lot? Not as much as I used to.
Favorite candy? Chocolate.
Have you ever tripped someone? Yes.
Have you made a prank phone call? Yes.
American Eagle or Abercrombie? Neither.
Are you thinking about somebody right now? Kind of.
Has anyone ever seen you in your underwear? Yes.
When did you last talk to your brother or sister? A couple of hours ago.
Who are the third and seventh texts in your phone from? Both are from Cassandra.
Ditched school to do something more fun? Not more fun, no.
What are your plans for your next birthday? It's my 26th on the 26th, so I'll probably get fucked the fuck up.
Do you like the picture on your license/permit? No.
How many piercings do you have? Just my ears so far.
Favorite piercing? All I have is my ears.
Would you ever pierce something by yourself? Maybe.
How old are you? 25.
What are you listening to? The music video on Spun.
Are you looking forward to something as of right now? Not really.
At the moment, are you more warm or cold? Comfortable.
When was the last time you saw snow? That I remember? Early March.
Who was the last person to insult you to your face? I don't remember.
Has anyone ever tried to shove their religion in your face? Yes.
Who was the last person you sat next to? Amanda.
How old will you be in 10 months? 26.
What did you do today? Quit smoking, watched a movie, cleaned my house.
What are you thinking about right now? I want drugs and cigarettes.

Taken from dearjohnnycash.

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A) tell you why I friended you,
B) associate you with something - fandom, a song, a color, a photo, etc.,
C) tell you something I like about you,
D) tell you a memory I have of you,
E) ask something I've always wanted to know about you,
F) tell you my favorite user pic of yours.
G) In return, you must post this in your LJ. (If you don't, gremlins will find you and eat your legs)